October 14, 2010 § 5 Comments
In my last post, Kristi brought up a very good point in her comment: I have not married a rhyming Santa, I have married a rhyming CATA.
Here is a word for word typed version of a Christmas letter Ryan sent to Santa (“Cata”) when he was almost 7 years old:
DIR CATA I WOT A DOG AND A HOKYGAME AND I WOT SUM VIDEO I RILY RILY WOT A PIGYBAKE AND ALSO I WOT A BASEBALL GLUF AND FOR TIKITS AND I WOT A FOOTEBALL AND A NOO LUSHPAL AND SUM MIDYMAKS AND THE LIYINCING VIDEO AND SUM GRAONS AND A REMOTE CONTROL RAEFC CAR AND A BASKITBALL SID BY MIKLJAKSIN AND I WOT SUM YIKS AND A FON AND A BOOK AND SUM GAMBS FOR MY SAGA AND A HOKY PUCK AND SUM PAKS OF CORS
Winner goes to whoever can type up the best translation.