November 10, 2010 § 5 Comments
So today I was waiting in line, as I often do, for the girls’ bathroom. And this is what I started thinking: Why don’t we just build soundproof bathroom stalls? We’d all go in and out much quicker since we wouldn’t have to worry about being heard.
But then I started thinking: With soundproof stalls, there’s no sharing toilet paper if you happen to run out.
So currently I’m not entirely sure what I want, although I am leaning toward the soundproof walls, assuming people don’t take advantage of the soundproof walls and set up a recording system in there because that would defeat the entire purpose.
Side note: One time I had to ask a girl in the stall next to me if I could have some toilet paper because I was out. The girl said, “Are you serious?” To which I almost replied, “Lady, do you really think I’d be joking about this, at this time, in this place?”