After posting this picture on Facebook after my wedding:
Gary, my father-in-law, said this:
“I’m showing way too much white shirt in this picture. Can you color it black? It may show my true thinness. Is black a color?”
I don’t know how whether black is a color or not is relevant to your own question, but just so you know:
Black is not a color to some people, but black is a color to some people. Hope that helps.
Happy Birthday, Gary. (My answer is your birthday gift.)