I like to catch Ryan being hypocritical. So today, when Ryan told me to stop eating so much chocolate or I’d die, I said fine. But then I sneaked the chocolate from the pantry anyway. After an hour or so after Ryan told me to stop eating the chocolate, I walked into the pantry again for the fourth time and saw that more chocolate was eaten than I remembered.
So I said, “Hey Ryan, looks like you’ve been enjoying some of that chocolate,” (hypocrite).
He replied, “No, actually. That was still you.”
Ughhhhh, I forgot how much chocolate I had sneaked.